Freakin’ ACE Energy

Aye, so today I stole a bit of an energy drink my friend bought from Big Lots. It’s name, if you were too stupid to get the title, is Ace Energy, with a delightful pin-up with a decently endowed woman on a playing card. So totally isn’t what the average over-weight man playing World of Warcraft grinding in Magma Core would drink. The interesting thing is the design of the can is like the taste, really great. Taste is simply good, it tastes like you mixed a standard Monster with a splash of Bawls to get this cheap drink. I’d honestly might buy this if it were $2.50. So if you do happen to find this ace of spades (I encourage you to cringe) of cheap energy drinks, don’t hesitate support the company. 9/10